“Going plant-based is like having sex: If you didn’t enjoy it, you weren’t doing it right!”“Drinking cow’s milk for its nutrients is like inhaling cigarette smoke for the oxygen it contains!”“If you drive a Prius but still eat meat; you need a LOT more fiber in your diet!”“If you eat meat you might as well go into funeral homes and lick the dead bodies.”“Eating dead things will make YOU dead!”"The only white things at your dinner table should be the table cloth and the people eating dinner!" "And maybe cauliflower."